Batman

Jack Napier/The Joker:
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
What?
Jack Napier/The Joker :
I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist.
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Thug:
What are you?!
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
I'm Batman.
Get the WAV
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
I've been dead once, already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
Wait'll they get a load of me.
Get the WAV
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
This town needs an enema!
Get the WAV
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds!
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
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Vicki Vale:
You're insane!
Jack Napier/The Joker:
I thought I was a Pisces.
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up like a bat gets all of my press.
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Vicki Vale:
You must be joking.
Jack Napier/The Joker:
Do I look like I'm joking?
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Alexander Knox:
You know, Gordo and I were discussing the pros and cons of winged vigilantes. What's your stance?
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
I was in the bath one day, when I realized why I was destined for greatness.
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
If this guy could touch Grissom, I'd of handed him his lungs by now.
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Alexander Knox:
The rich. You know why they're so odd. Because they can afford to be.
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
Boy, have I been here!
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier somewhere else.
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Vicki Vale:
Do you like eating in here?
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
Oh yeah . . . you wanna know the truth, I don't think I've ever been in this room before.
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
Jack is dead my friend. You can call me, Joker. And, as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
The pen, is truly mightier, than the sword.
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Jack Napier/The Joker:
I have given a name to my pain . . . and it is Batman.

CAST
Bruce Wayne / Batman (Michael Keaton)
Jack Napier / The Joker (Jack Nicholson)
Alexander Knox (Robert Wuhl)
Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger)