Gen. Zod:
Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!
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Lex Luthor:
I held up my end: I delivered the blue boy. What do I get for my triple threat? Bow, yield, kneel! That kind of stuff closes out of town.
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Terrorist:
I hope you don't have many sins left to be forgiven, because if you let go of that, you'll only have sixty seconds to list them.
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Lex Luthor:
[E]very man has his vulnerable point, some, like you Otis, have more than one.
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Gen. Zod:
Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it.
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Sheriff:
[Y]ou gotta learn to kick ass, you wanna be a peacemaker.
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Lex Luthor:
Go out there and find it.
Otis:
What am I looking for?
Lex Luthor:
You'll know when you see it.
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Gen. Zod:
The son of Jor-El, on this planet!
Lex Luthor:
Possibly you know him better by his nom de voyage, or the name he travels under: Superman.
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Superman:
General, would you care to step outside?
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Gen. Zod:
[D]ie as you deserve to!
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Lex Luthor:
This is how it ends for the greatest criminal mind of our time. Not with a whimper, not with a bang. How do they choose to reward Lex Luthor, the greatest genius in this world? Do they give him glory? Do they give him treasure? What matter fact do they give him?
Guard:
Life plus twenty, Luthor! Get to work.
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Gen. Zod:
I win! I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?!
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Gen. Zod:
Rise before Zod. Now, kneel before Zod.
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Lex Luthor:
Why didn't you go before we left?
Eve Teschmacher:
That was two days ago.
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Lex Luthor:
Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn to use a doorknob.
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Gen. Zod:
I like the globe that flashes red like our Krypton sun, but not this irritating noise. Make way.
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Gen. Zod:
You cannot bargain with what you don't have.
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Perry White:
If Paris is gonna go kablooie, I want my best reporter right in the middle of it!
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The President:
I'll kneel before you if it will save lives.
Gen. Zod:
It will. Starting with your own.
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Lex Luthor:
The world is a big place. Thank goodness my needs are small. As it turns out, I have this affinity for beach front property.
Gen. Zod:
What do you want?
Lex Luthor:
Australia!
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Deputy:
I can't eat fish.
Sheriff:
You can eat anything you want, Dwayne. You can eat meat and potatoes.
Deputy:
I couldn't go anywhere I was expected to eat fish.
Sheriff:
They got beans.
Deputy:
I can't eat beans. I come out in a rash if I eat beans.
Sheriff:
They have a wide selection.
Deputy:
I think I'll try the fish.
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Arm Wrestler:
See, you only smell strong.
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Ursa:
You're master of all you survey.
Gen. Zod:
And so I was yesterday, and the day before.
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Lex Luthor:
Mush, mush.
Eve Teschmacher:
I am mushing!
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Gen. Zod:
You are not the President. No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly.
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Perry White:
These guys claim that if the French government doesn't meet their demands, they've got a hydrogen bomb ready to level Paris.
Clark Kent:
Jeppers, Mr. White, that's terrible.
Perry White:
That's why they call them terrorists, Kent.
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Eve Teschmacher:
I like trees!
Lex Luthor:
So does your average Cocker Spaniel.
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Superman:
I believe this is your floor.
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The President:
Oh, God.
Gen. Zod:
Zod.
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Terrorist:
You're being released, so shut up.
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Gen. Zod:
I see you are practiced in worshiping things that fly. Good.
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Lex Luthor:
Overgrown boy scout.
CAST
Clark Kent / Superman (Christopher Reeve)
Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman)
Eve Teschmacher (Valerie Perrine)
Otis (Ned Beatty)
Gen. Zod (Terence Stamp)
Ursa (Sarah Douglas)
Perry White (Jackie Cooper)
The President (E.G. Marshall)
Sheriff (Clifton James)
Deputy (Peter Whitman)
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Superman II
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